Each year at the Automattic Grand Meetup, each one of us Automatticians gives a short, four minute “flash talk” about any subject of our choosing.
Most of the time, the process is agonizing for me. How to choose a topic that sounds interesting and cool to hundreds of people you like a respect? I’m still working on that.
This year, however, I went the comedic relief route. If I’m already making fun of myself, then everyone is already laughing with me! And it was actually a lot of fun.
So I present my thoroughly embarrassing look at my life as a teenybopper: